Hey Doc, Do You Watch Game of Thrones?
Um, is that the one with the dragons?
Yep, that’s the one Doc.
Is that the show where everyone’s losing their heads and hands and their, um, you know what’s?
The one with the White Walkers that have been walking for seven years and haven’t moved more than a few metres? They should get hold of Varys’s magic teleporter.
I ask you, what was the point of the Sand Snakes, that whole Dorne scene was a waste of time, but I guess we did get to see Oberyn’s exploding head.
Stannis? Stannis! Stannis!?!
What happened with Tyrion he was clever and now he’s not?
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
Is Gendry still rowing his boat?
Will uncle Benjin re-appear – again?
Poor WunWun, I loved that giant.
Come on, how did Littlefinger not see it coming?
Will Jon and Daenerys have a dragon baby? I think Tyrion looks a little upset.
Chaos is a ladder.
Daenerys you have Dragons, Dragons, three of them, three…1.2.3
Shae – See Ya!
Samwell, Samwell, Samwell shake out of it, there are clues all around you. Oh, and BTW, I think Gilly likes you.
Brienne, Tormund will be better for you than that Jamie guy, he’s a loser.
The Hound is still alive WTF?
A campfire can melt gold – impossible but way, way cool.
Rickon, run in a zig-zag pattern, zig, zag – side to side, run, run, oh no!
Someone get Daenerys some boats, quickly please, please, Zzzz.
Sansa what were you thinking, a secret Vale army, tell Jon, tell Jon, Sansa?
Night King? Ice Javelin? Vicerion? Ice Dragon? Nooooooooo!
Mmmm, Hot Pie, with sauce.
Grey Worm. Missandei. Grey Worm, Missandei. Grey Worm and Missandei. Yes!
Why, Olly, Why? (Close-up shot on Olly’s face… again).
Jorah loses his skin like a snake and is re-born … as Jorah.
The Ironborn? … I don’t get it?
Myrcella? Why you? Oh, that’s right The Prophecy… damn you Prophecy!
Davos you knew, you knew, you knew… Shireen, oh Shireen.
Cersei, Theon, Tywin I love you guys, keep on doing what you’re doing. Oh, thats right Tywin’s dead – but I still love you Tywin, that horse pooping scene was a classic, oh and the deer carving scene lol.
Bronn – King of the Seven Kingdoms?
Lady Stoneheart? Who’s that?
Um. OK, Doc…
Feeling numb? Great. So, which tooth are we filling today?
Tony Di Salvo
PS. Let me know what I got wrong in the comments below, dashed this off at 4:30 am, couldn’t sleep, so excited, Season 8 is Coming …